Singing Telegrams
Because Some
Surprises Deserve to Be Legendary
Looking for a gift that breaks the mold, lifts the room, and leaves everyone smiling?
A singing telegram from Val’s Main Stage Productions is more than a surprise — it’s an experience your recipient (and everyone watching) will talk about for years.
Whether you want funny, flirty, heartfelt, nostalgic, outrageous, or elegant, we’ll bring it to life with a professional singer and a custom-tailored performance that hits all the right notes.
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Want to deliver a moment they’ll never forget?
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How It Works
Every singing telegram is 7–10 minutes of live, customized entertainment, including:
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Three songs, one of which is customized with personal information you provide
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A professional singer/actor in a costume or Vegas-style show suit
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Light jokes, improvisation, and interaction with your recipient and guests
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Optional add-ons: balloons, flowers
We coordinate seamlessly with homes, offices, restaurants, and public spaces — including surprise moments at birthday parties, retirement celebrations, marriage proposals, anniversaries, and just-because “you’re awesome” days.
Prices start at $150. (Travel charges may apply.)
*Add a Wireless speaker & Mic with music backing tracks for better sound and wow value!. (Only $40 more).
*Add balloons or flowers starting at $20
Need to keep it secret or work around their office hours? We’re experts in surprise logistics.
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Character Options
Choose from one of our hilarious, classy, or over-the-top character performers — or request something custom!
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Don Juan-derful: Our tuxedoed Casanova. Smooth, elegant, and sure to charm
San Antonio Sam: Down-home cowboy with a voice as big as Texas.
Safari explorer: Jungle-hopping dino-hunter tracking down your special someone.
Disco King: Big hair, bell-bottoms, and a whole lot of '70s swagger.
Cool Crooner: Rat Pack jazzman with Frank Sinatra vibes.
Captain Jack: A Boisterous pirate who swashbuckles his way into hearts.
The Nerd: Loud, awkward, hilarious — until he sings like an angel.
Marilyn: Classic Hollywood glamour and sultry sophistication.​
Looking for a different vibe? We can create a custom character to fit your occasion.
Why It Works
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Surprise Factor: Nobody expects it and that’s what makes it unforgettable
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Personalized Touch: Every detail is crafted just for your recipient
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High Entertainment Value: Perfect blend of humor, talent, and joy
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Versatility: Works in nearly any setting, from intimate to office-wide
It’s not just a gift. It’s a performance. It’s laughter. It’s a moment they’ll replay forever.
Want to send something better than flowers or a gift card? This is it.
